Ah...Michigan...

It's winter in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour
And at 52 below !

Oh, how I love Michigan
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Michigan
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.