KINDS OF COMPUTER SPOUSES

Email Spouses:Of every ten things they say, nine are nonsense.

 

Hard Disk Spouse:Remembers everything.  FOREVER.

 

Internet Spouses:Difficult to access.

 

Multimedia Spouses:Make horrible things look beautiful.

 

RAM Spouses:Forgets about you the moment you turn them off.

 

Screensaver Spouses:Good for nothing, but lots of fun!

 

Server Spouses:Always busy when you need them.

 

Windows Spouses:Everyone knows that they can't do a thing right,but no one can live without them.