Hello? Help Desk...

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it.

******

Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.........Never mind.

******

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.