The Blind Man
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.
One, the bartender is a blonde girl.
Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl.
Three, I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
And five, the lady to your right is a blonde and she is a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.
One, the bartender is a blonde girl.
Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl.
Three, I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
And five, the lady to your right is a blonde and she is a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
posted by Kim at
10/20/2004
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