Quotes--By Women, For Women

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
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Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin
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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. -Geri Jewell
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
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Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
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I think---therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-- if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem

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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt